Adam Lazzara vs. Tree
Man. It’s pretty crazy that the first time I’ve searched Taking Back Sunday on the internet in years is three days after Adam Lazzara gets attacked by a fucking tree. I think it’s awesome that the dude is being so good-spirited about the jokes (which are often funny).
What’s less awesome is that most of the responses are fangirls/boys who are pissed off that the dude gained a few pounds and has a big ol’ beard.
I mean first of all, beards are awesome.
(Has a beard.)
Second of all, the dude is in the hospital and just got an Ent off of his leg. I know, I know, most of us are sexiest when in those hospital assless gowns, granted, but give the dude a break. It’s just funny that they released these pictures of his bloody leg, the tree, his bloody bandages, and then both of his legs in casts… and the comments are overwhelmingly “This isn’t sexy! There is a beard in our midst!”
Also, I met the dude and he was super nice and down to Earth. Besides when I brought up Jesse Lacey and he started smacking people. Kidding.